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Posted on 18th Sep at 12:05 AM, with 362,434 notes

feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

Posted on 18th Sep at 12:03 AM

this is such a good song, george harrison really killed it with the shit he made for the beatles

Posted on 17th Sep at 11:42 PM, with 59,800 notes

dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

Posted on 14th Sep at 4:57 PM, with 32,110 notes

nerdjpg:

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

thanks science side of tumblr

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:15 AM, with 215,566 notes
Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

Posted on 30th Aug at 1:28 AM, with 139,597 notes
tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
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tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

Posted on 29th Aug at 11:43 PM, with 62,837 notes
kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"
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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

Posted on 27th Aug at 11:08 PM, with 302,497 notes
bitchiel:


justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again
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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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